What Wes Anderson Character Are You?

Female

Other

Male

More than 5

0-1

1-5

Stay home with a good book

Globe Trotting Adventure

Spa Day

Hit the town and cause trouble

We haven't spoken in years

It's complicated

My family is everything!

We keep in touch

Yes

I take the 5th

No

I don't think it's very wise to carry a gun

You'll shoot your eye out!

I'm a lover, not a fighter

Guns are only for the senior members of the staff

3-10

Uh. A lot, but none of them meant anything...

0-1

1-2

Whiskey and soda

Bloody Mary

Cosmopolitan

Campari on the rocks

Fresh-Squeezed Juice

I can fake it when I have to

Epic

Math is for nerds

Swift and terrible retribution

Assume the bullies are in the right and accept your fate

Diplomacy

Rambo

Warren Buffet

Clark Kent

Babe Ruth

Indiana Jones

Albert Einstein

Cats

Snakes

Dogs

Birds