Which "To Catch a Predator" Predator Are You?
Which "To Catch a Predator" Predator Are You?
Most of us are smart enough not to try chatting up underage kids online, but the guys on "To Catch a Predator" didn't get that memo. Now it's time to put yourself in their shoes to see what might have been.
Most of us are smart enough not to try chatting up underage kids online, but the guys on "To Catch a Predator" didn't get that memo. Now it's time to put yourself in their shoes to see what might have been.
We've all got our things, man, what's yours?
How old are you?
How big is your penis?
What do you do for a living?
Where in the USA do you live?
What is your favorite sex act to impose on your young victim?
You get to the sting house all hot and bothered, then Chris Hansen walks out. How do you react?
You've got places to go and kids to try and molest. How do you get to all these places?
Finally, what do you think ought to happen to you?
Jean-Pierre Michael Wehry
Jean-Pierre Michael Wehry
You have a note, that's all you have. The whole predator thing isn't your style, because you're dating a black girl. Here's hoping you finally find John Pedderson
Lorne Armstrong
Lorne Armstrong
Oh Cawd! You nevah even meant ta do it! That's OK, though, you're still on track for a successful country music career...that is, after you spend all day on the lull, first. @};-
Anthony Polumbo
Anthony Polumbo
You're not much of a driver in the dark, and that's OK, because that makes you just as nervous as showing up to a house where you thought there was a 13 year old boy home alone. Just make sure to put dat in da frigeratah before your othah brotha gets mad.
Walter Babst
Walter Babst
You're fried, and you may as well have Chris Hansen arrest you, then execute you. Even though you've only ever had sex with your wife - EV-ARRR - here you are. Also, thanks for letting guys afraid to try it themselves know that cum kind of tastes like cake batter. Kinky man in Corona, indeed!
David Kaye
David Kaye
You know you're in trouble, we know you're in trouble, and you're not interested in getting in to further trouble. Thankfully, you will call and harass NBC for weeks after you get caught. I mean, you do have a squeaky clean reputation as a Rabbi to uphold.
Jeff Stacy
Jeff Stacy
IT'S A QUESTION!!! You aren't too bright, but you manage to hold down that job at the deli counter, and for some reason you like to carry a lot of pens and keys with you. Doesn't matter though, you'll be dead by tomorrow.
Rolando Restocruz
Rolando Restocruz
Please, sir, please! You are really afraid of Dateline destroying your life and your wife killing you, and with good reason - that cushy army gig won't be happy when they learn about what you did. Now, go ahead and get up from that prone position and offer to fellatiate Chris Hansen off camera to get out of trouble!
Chuck Harding
Chuck Harding
You've got books, and probably a lifetime NAMBLA membership, to boot. You may have been there to talk to a gentleman, but c'mon, that trailer in Anaheim is probably a dump and not even 13 year old Luke would buy it. Don't forget to take your heart medicine!