How Do You Know When You're A True New Yorker?

You fold your pizza before you eat it

You know how to correctly pronounce "Houston St"

You have confidently given directions to a tourist

It no longer phases you when someone bumps into you

You have forgotten how to drive

You have mastered the subway system

You know where to go for the very best food (at all hours)

You know not to get into an empty subway car

You avoid Times Square at all costs

You're not afraid of subway rats when you see them

You don't mind waiting in line for good food

Other - let us know in the comments!