If The Kardashian/Jenner Sisters Had A Group Message, This Is What It Would Look Like
If The Kardashian/Jenner Sisters Had A Group Message, This Is What It Would Look Like
Khloe coming in hot with the consistent burns . . .
Khloe coming in hot with the consistent burns . . .
Kourtney
Kim if you ever go near me in that fugly outfit, I will divorce you. Like, if u show up to my bday looking like that, you're dead to me.
Kim
OMG, it was freezing out. Like my nipples were rock solid.
Kendall
That's no excuse for this horrific fashion crime.
Kourtney
NEVER AGAIN!
Kylie
Guys, did you watch my snap story over the wknd?
Kim
Why do you have more followers than me????
Kylie
It's because you snap stories of tomato farts. 💨 🍅
Kendall
And snapping a pic of my nip is better?
Khloe
Please, tits are so last year.
Kylie
It was a tasteful nip.
Kourtney
Show us!!!!
Kim
I'm the queen of nudes so i'll decide.
Kylie
Khloe
That's disappointing. I give that a 3/10.
Kim
0 out of 10 at best.
Kim
Like, where even is the nipple? Those are little boy nips.
Kendall
Just cuz i don't have a fat ass and pregnancy nips doesn't mean you should judge.
Kylie
Lol chill. You're the only one of us modeling for Vogue.
Khloe
Yeah but Kendall is clearly not related to us.
Khloe
Like, who did Mom bang to produce such a stick with no hips?
Kourtney
You should take a test just in case. It's easy, you just have to pee on the stick, right?
Kendall
Lol that's a pregnancy test.
Kourtney
Maybe you should take one of those too
Kim
Let's be real, if any sister needs to piss on a stick, it's Kylie.
Kylie
Are u calling me a whore?
Khloe
Get over yourself, we all know I'm the biggest whore of the family.
Kim
As entertaining as you people are, I need to put my phone down. I have to get my nails done, I need a fitting. Ugh thinking of all the shit I have to do today is stressing me out.
Khloe