What percent clown are you?
What percent clown are you?
100% if you need a quiz to tell you, tbh.
100% if you need a quiz to tell you, tbh.
How many people does your car comfortably fit?
Have you ever paid over £4 for a coffee?
What is your opinion of the Hamburglar?
Typically, do you start to queue before your flight has started boarding?
If I may ask, what size shoe do you wear?
What is your opinion on leaving voicemails?
Pick your preferred holiday accommodation
Be honest. Have you, at any point in your life, owned a selfie stick?
Morally, do you think it is okay to terrorise children for sport?
Do you like cheese?
100% Clown
100% Clown
Congratulations! You are a certified clown! Simply show this result to your nearest circus box office for free entry on the grounds that you perform during the show because as previously mentioned, you are a clown.
75% Clown
75% Clown
Congratulations! You are a substantial clown! You know how to tone it down when the situation dictates (smaller bowtie for a funeral, etc), but struggle to switch off completely from being a clown at times. Keep up the good work.
50% Clown
50% Clown
Congratulations! You are half a clown! If it's the lower half of your body that is a clown, you are likely to die alone. But if it's the upper half, you are still likely to die alone but will probably get a larger column in the obituary section of the local paper so they can fit in a photograph. Every cloud :)
25% Clown
25% Clown
Congratulations! You are a bit of a bloody clown, aren't you? Not all the time, just weekday evenings and weekends. Nobody at work knows you're a clown because you are good at being fake. Still, in some cultures, being a fake clown is better than being a real clown.
1% Clown
1% Clown
Congratulations! You are a gigantic clown because you have skewed this personality test to land in your favour. You are a liar and a clown, which is the worst combination of personality traits. Get out of my sight. How dare you.
What percent clown are you?