What percent tosser are you?
What percent tosser are you?
Unfortunately, 69% is not a nice score here
Unfortunately, 69% is not a nice score here
You're in a carpark. The only available space is a parent and child one. What do you do?
Your t-shirt has a collar, how do you style it?
It's your colleague's birthday. What do you write on the card?
You're on the train and your phone rings. How do you proceed?
Your Uber driver hands you the aux cord. What do you put on?
You've finished and left a clean plate. The waiter asks how the meal was, what do you respond with?
Who pays for your Netflix subscription?
You've been seated apart from your traveling buddy on a flight. How do you proceed?
Have you ever offered to buy one singular cigarette off a stranger on a night out?
The law has changed. You now have to watch at least one reality TV show. Which one do you pick?
100%
100%
Mate. You are extremely a tosser. Your car has unnecessary augmentations to sound louder, your dog only drinks Evian water, you use Crep Protect. You're a tosser.
75%
75%
Mate. You're pretty much a tosser. You count cash at the ATM to make sure the 'stupid machine' has given you the right amount, you drink sparkling water by choice. You're a tosser.
50%
50%
Steady on, you're still a substantial tosser depending on the day that's in it. You do a carwash even when there's a hosepipe ban on, you exclusively buy low fat milk and you call beers 'sherbet dip dabs'. You're a bit of a tosser.
25%
25%
Buddy, you're not out of the woods yet. You can be a tosser sometimes. Not all the time, but often. You never tip delivery drivers, you have two pairs of designer sunglasses, you vape. You're a bit of a tosser.
1%
1%
Not a bad result, but still, you are a partial tosser. You've got the presence of mind to tone it down, but still indulge in tosser activities such as putting your feet up on train seats, loudly bragging about having a reusable coffee cup and only eating organic veg. Tosser.
What percent tosser are you?