What takeaway should you get tonight?

Ciara
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On Sep 26, 2019
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What is your main reason for getting a takeaway tonight?

What will you be wearing while you consume this takeaway?

Is this meal for yourself, or to share?

What about dessert?

Which vegetable would you happily eat every single day for a year?

Pick something to watch on Netflix while you chow down

What about a little drink to wash it down?

What is the maximum amount of time you're prepared to wait for delivery?

When are you going to do the tidying/washing up?

Finally, pick a celebrity chef

Chips

Chips

My friend, you are getting a big greasy bag of chips tonight and you deserve it. Get a sauce on the side, maybe even a sausage or some fish if you're feeling chaotic. Whatever your eventual order, chips will be the main event and your inevitable happiness will ensue.

Pizza

Pizza

Buddy, you're getting an obscenely large pizza tonight and I couldn't be happier for you. Meticulously place the order, ensuring that you've got the toppings right and throw in a few sides if you're a millionaire. Then watch the delivery tracker like you would a newborn baby.

Sushi

Sushi

Mate. It's still a takeaway, to be fair, but it's at the weaker end of the scale. I have no doubt you're going to turn this into a win, adding multiple starters and deep fried sides of some sort. Things are a bit too healthy otherwise, and we simply can't be having that. Not today.

Curry

Curry

Cuzza! Cuzza! Cuzza! Congratulations, champ. Tonight, you're getting a big fat juicy curry and here's the best part, there's probably going to be leftovers for tomorrow because your eyes are far bigger than your belly. There are no wrong decisions here, so just order it all.

Chinese

Chinese

*Chinese Alan voice* Did someone order a Chinese? They did. It was you! You're going to order a Chinese tonight and keep adding things to the cart until you reach the correct price to receive a free bag of prawn crackers because that's just how economics works. Enjoy it, champ.

Kebab

Kebab

Kebabs aren't solely reserved for 3am sitting on the side of the road as you watch a brawl break out between two mischievous brothers in your hometown. Kebabs, much like dogs, aren't just for Christmas. Life your life. Eat a kebab when it's still bright out. Get a side of chips, too.

Burger

Burger

Regardless of the establishment from which you choose to order your burger from tonight, one thing is certain - a minimum of one side order is mandatory. Whether it's chips smothered in cheese or onion rings bigger than your fist, you must turn this snack into a meal. Don't let me down, champ.

Burrito

Burrito

Congratulations, you are having lunch for dinner and it's a liberating feeling. Burritos can be eaten any time of the day, legally there is nothing the police can do about it. Spade a spade, you're going to over-order here, adding chips and guac as well as churros for dessert. You won't finish it all, but someone will. Live the dream, champ.

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