Which millennial job will you have in the future?

Congratulations! You are going to be employed by a minor celebrity to help them compose their witty Instagram captions.

Congratulations! You are going to get paid actual money to promote several varieties of crisps on your social media accounts.

Congratulations! You are going to create inoffensive memes for a company and brand that doesn't understand humour or the internet.

Congratulations! Someone with far too much money is going to pay you to give genuine therapy to their troubled goldfish.

Congratulations! You are going to earn a living by entering and often winning eating competitions.

Congratulations! You are going to recite stolen jokes on Snapchat for a living, along with using a multitude of quirky filters to distract from your lack of creativity.