What pacifier are you?
What pacifier are you?
where do you buy pacifiers?
what is your favorite color?
what do you buy with pacifiers?
who's opinion do you trust most?
what is your favorite store?
Favorite online store?
Favorite mom
Make Me Blush
Make Me Blush
The granola mom. You love your baby and you need them to have the best of the best. Only organic pacifiers are allowed on your baby's lips, forget that plastic that other babies like to suck on. Not YOUR baby! They may only be two weeks old but you already have your schedule free for the college graduation and the day to day plans for the rest of their life. Not in a crazy way though, just a loving caring thoughtful type of way.
i lilac you
i lilac you
The chill parent.When the baby was still in the womb it was already screaming "Let me out. Let me OUT." and following ten accounts on twitter. "Oh shucks here we go again" is your signature catch phrase every day when you go pick up your baby from day care. You don't care that there are mom's out there playing classical music while the baby is still in the womb, you're playing alternative rock and catching up on the latest memes.
why so blue
why so blue
You're a bad bitch mom. Your baby is the baddest bitch in the play pen. Stylish, amazing, trendy and with an attitude already. When they were born the doctor said "oh shit, guess I've seen it all. I'm sorry great baby." and the baby's first words were "f-f-f-f-fuck it up!". Aw like mother like child.
in teal life
in teal life
You and your baby are one soul split in two bodies. Nobody has a greater connection than you and your kid. Born whipping and dabbing, your baby was hot on trends and knows how to hustle the other kids. Dealing milk bottles and pacifiers in the play pen, they have ready since day 1. Keeping it real, that was the biggest con of your life.
What pacifier are you?