What Percent Tragic Is Your Life?
What Percent Tragic Is Your Life?
Some people are blessed in life. Others can't go half an hour without spilling food on themselves. Find out which you are!
Some people are blessed in life. Others can't go half an hour without spilling food on themselves. Find out which you are!

Which of these sounds most like you?
Which of these is the worst thing that has happened to you?
How did your last relationship end?
What's the drunkest you've been in the last week?
What's your worst date story?
Which of these sounds like your typical Friday night?
Be honest - how many stains are there on your clothes right now?
How many countries have you visited?
If you had to guess your Uber rating, would it be?
Finally - what's the best thing you can make in the kitchen?
3% tragic
3% tragic
You are almost completely un-tragic. There's still a vestigial trace, just like in all of us. Somewhere, deep down, a kernel of tragedy must exist. But on the outside, you're laughing.
42% tragic
42% tragic
Just under half tragic. That's not bad going. Still a fair way to go until you escape the clutches of being a generally tragic human, but better than most.
77% tragic
77% tragic
You're 77% tragic. So tragic, in fact, you're basically Hamlet. There's only 23% of you that's untouched by tragedy. But hey, you're doing you. And that is the most tragic thing of all.
100% tragic
100% tragic
You're 100% tragic. If you were cut in half, you'd have "tragedy" written through you like a stick of rock. Your first dance will be to "Tragedy" by Steps. Do you see what we're getting at? You are T.R.A.G.I.C. (The T stands for "tragic." The R stands for "really tragic." The A stands for...well, you get the picture.)