Which London Tribe Do You Belong To?
Which London Tribe Do You Belong To?
Are you a Dalston hipster or a West London trust fund kid?
Are you a Dalston hipster or a West London trust fund kid?
How are you most likely to spend a Friday night?
What do you resent most about living in London?
Which of these outfits most appeals to you?
Where do you see yourself in a few years?
Where are you from originally?
Who do you most identify with?
Which of these does your house most resemble?
You're going out for brunch and decide to pick up a newspaper. What do you buy?
Money is no object. Where do you buy a house?
What's your primary means of transport around London?
Where are you most likely to meet a prospective partner?
How would you sum up London in one word?
East London hipster
East London hipster
We hate to revert to stereotypes - but you're one. You're the archetypal East London hipster - tattooed, bearded and always ahead of the curve. You spend most Friday nights at house parties or hitting the coolest Shoreditch bars - all of which you declare to have been much cooler six months ago.
West London trust fund kid
West London trust fund kid
You love living in London - but who wouldn't, given free rein of Daddy's credit card? You either live in leafy West London or in a big houseshare in Clapham with a bunch of people you went to school with, and often spend nights out on the Kings Road. You've probably been photographed in Tatler at least once. It's nothing but the best for you - after all, you're not paying for it!
South London artist
South London artist
You don't just love art - you live it. Whether it's attending spoken word shows in Peckham, attending installations or simply socialising with other movers and shakers in the art world, you like to think you're the next big thing in art.
Start-up bro
Start-up bro
You're on the cutting edge of start up culture - or, at least, that's what you like to think. Spending hours in meetings or at hackathons trying to build the next big thing is how you like to spend your week - and your weekend. If it worked for Mark Zuckerberg, it could work for you - right? RIGHT?!
Self-hating Londoner
Self-hating Londoner
You might live in London, but that doesn't mean you like it. Busy tubes, expensive pints, extortionate rent and wanky brunches - there's nothing that escapes your capital city contempt, and you're happy to wax lyrical about it to anyone who'll listen - especially on Twitter.
Organic yuppy
Organic yuppy
You might not live in Stoke Newington, but it's your spiritual home. You savour the wide variety of healthy, organic food that London has to offer, and you're more likely to be found eating free range eggs and reading the Observer than having a dirty fry up on a Sunday morning. You're probably a little bit arty and love culture - now, anyone for quinoa?