How Should A Dog Wear Pants?
The last great question of 2015.
How would a dog wear pants? Can we really know? Will there ever be an answer?
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Picture on the right
I don't know anything anymore
And whilst we're here, how would a ferret wear a tube top?
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Figure Two
Why is this happening?
Not to belabor the point, but how would an earthworm wear a bra?
The Internet has actually ruined everything now.
More importantly, how would a spider wear a monocle?
Make it stop
If a giraffe wore a necktie, he would wear it like...
It would depend on the occaision. One is fancier.
And finally, the question we've all been waiting for. What would an Octopus even wear?
Figure One-Pants. Every Octopus needs pants.
Figure Two-Gloves. For Octopus mischief.
Neither. Octopi are nudists.
