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Egg Punk or Chain Punk? The Quiz

Cormac Γ“ SΓ­ochΓ‘in
Created by Cormac Γ“ SΓ­ochΓ‘in (User Generated Content*)User Generated Content is not posted by anyone affiliated with, or on behalf of, Playbuzz.com.
On Jul 29, 2018
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It's time for the gig. You're wearing:

Fuck! I nearly forgot to put pants on. I better put on my:

And most importantly, my little outfit will be complimented most handsomely by a lovely

My ideology is mostly taken from

You can only has one

You are a...

CHAIN PUNK

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You are a...

CHAIN PUNK

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Your ideal date is sniffing glue behind dumpster while adding to your STD collection. You enjoy long walks to the alcohol shop, hurting your fingers by studding jackets and fingering your own poop-chute. Sid Vicious is Jesus and Cal is God. You don't understand why people don't just listen to chain punk 24/7/365. When you grow up you want to be DEAD, because that's the only thing better than being a rude boy like your Dad.

You are an...

EGG PUNK

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You are an...

EGG PUNK

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Your perfect day begins when you meet with your tutor who you're secretly crushing on. They praise your latest project and intellectually wank you off about the relevance of another photo essay on how outsider art has influenced 21st century gentrification of inner city architecture. You meet your mum for a fancy lunch and she gives you $500 for college books. You shoplift your college books and spend the $500 on cocaine. The rest of the day is spent on Instagram.

You are a...

POSEUR

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You are a...

POSEUR

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Move to Brooklyn immediately.

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