Which Noir Character Are You?

Cynicism

Your ability to keep yourself alive.

Your sense to do good.

Your sex appeal.

Everything about you.

Your ability to trick people.

To do nothing.

To take over the world.

To be rich.

To be loved by all.

To be a wiseass.

To help your fellow man.

Check its pockets.

Call the police.

Run

Examine it.

Scream

Nothing