Gifting, how good a gift giver are you?

With your left foot

With your left hand

With your right foot

It's too transparent and you can see the gift

Shows you are too cheap to buy patterned wrapping

Easily gets dirty

They only like the expensive stuff

It is a tradition for them to drink the whole bottle that day if it is gifted to them

Just because they are Russian doesn't mean they like vodka

A personalised gift for the home

A bottle of champagne to celebrate

Money so they can choose something

It is a sign of their superiority, to show you your place below them

They saw a speck of dust on it and it's considered an insult to gift something not pristine

They really resent handing over the gift to you

Pop it descreetly in your bag to open later when you are alone

Open it in font of the giver, fold up the wrapping paper and place in your bag making a mental note to send a thank you card

Open it in front of the giver and ask if there is a gift recept to go with it