We Know What Your Girlfriend Looks Like

Your girlfriend is your hand. That’s right, your hand. The appendage from the end of your arm. Anyway, you may recognise your hand as being a useful five-fingered grasping implement. For grasping what? Well, I’m sure we don’t have to spell it out. Everyone gets lonely, and with no Adriana Lima, Emma Stone or Hayley Williams around to lend a hand, you’re going to be relying on yourself. Self-sufficiency - there really is no better feeling in the world, is there?

Your girlfriend looks like Adriana Lima. That’s right, Adriana Lima. The supermodel. Your girl is a classic red-carpet type, dressed to kill and ready to knock 'em dead anywhere, any time. She is super up on the latest make-up and this season’s do’s and don’t; because if you look this good, why wouldn’t you want to do it all the time?

Your girlfriend looks like Emma Stone. Your GF is a prime example of a girl next door - understated and reassuringly normal. No wacky make-up or other sartorial liabilities are likely for her. But her mainstream fashion choices don’t stop her being super-hot. If anything, it makes her more so. She cares just the right amount about her appearance without going overboard, and everyone knows that’s the coolest look of all.

Your girlfriend looks like Hayley Williams. You and your beau may or may not be into the emo-pop stylings of the middle American Christian rockers, but your girlfriend sure knows how to rock the alternative look. Whether its streaks in her hair, ripped fishnets, tattoos or H&M hoodies - or perhaps a combination of all of them - your girlfriend has the lead-singer-of-a-rock-band look locked down.