What Percent Garbage Human Are You?
What Percent Garbage Human Are You?
Are you a garbage human, a trash baby or a generally rubbish person? Find out...
Are you a garbage human, a trash baby or a generally rubbish person? Find out...
You drop some food. Do you pick it up and eat it?
How long can you get away with wearing the same jeans?
You screw up at work. Your boss is mad, but he doesn't know it was you. Do you:
Have you ever cheated on someone?
What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?
What's your worst tendency when you drink?
What's your biggest vice?
What keeps your group of friends together?
You find someone's wallet on the street. Do you:
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done in public?
0%
0%
Congrats - you're actually not a garbage human at all. You're a goody-two-shoes, in fact. Maybe you could stand to be a bit MORE garbagey every now and then...
22%
22%
Your garbage rate is pretty low. You're not completely immune from trash moments - who is? - but you're doing okay.
47%
47%
Some low-level garbageness going on here, but you're still more of a rounded human being than you are anything else, so that's something.
65%
65%
Uh-oh...you are quite overwhelmingly a garbage person. But you're still near the cusp. It's not too late for you!
89%
89%
Ah, you really are QUITE the garbage person. Nevermind - isn't everyone, deep down, a trash baby? At least you're honest.
100%
100%
You are such a garbage person that you make Oscar the Grouch look like a paid-up, functioning member of society. We're actually impressed by your commitment.