How Long Will It Be Until You Slip On Ice?

It's 6 degrees. It's 60 degrees. It's 6 degrees again. You know Hanover weather, and by now you've probably settled into a truly Dartmouthian holding pattern of perpetual uncertainty. Maybe you wear ten layers. Maybe you spent winterim training to withstand the physical and emotional pain of your nose hairs freezing together. Or maybe you avoid the problem entirely, accepting the reality of never again seeing a human face. Either way, it will happen: you will eventually slip on the ice.

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On Jan 14, 2016

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It's already happened

Did you think you could fool me? You have the dexterity of a toddler on rollerskates, and it was only a matter of time. Don't worry though, nobody saw, right??

You won't...

...technically.

Specifically, you won't FALL on the ice. You will slip (you're no better than the rest of us) but you'll save it, at great personal cost to your dignity and probably with a loud "blAAurgckk." Was it worth it?

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