Text Conversations Jon Snow Is Totally Having With Other GOT Characters Right Now
Text Conversations Jon Snow Is Totally Having With Other GOT Characters Right Now
Warning: this post contains Game of Thrones spoilers, so if you don't want the show ruined for you, or you kinda don't care all that much, keep on reading my lovelies.
Warning: this post contains Game of Thrones spoilers, so if you don't want the show ruined for you, or you kinda don't care all that much, keep on reading my lovelies.
J. Lanz
Sup Jon? Hey remember that time I fought your dad? Oh you were at the wall.
Jon Snow
I'm currently dead/weird undead transition state right now, I will get back to your messages when the writers figure out what to do with me.
J. Lanz
Yeah it was crazy, sucks that he got impaled in the leg though. Dude, it was gnarly. You shoulda been there.
Jon Snow
I'm currently dead/weird undead transition state right now, I will get back to your messages when the writers figure out what to do with me.
J. Lanz
You should've seen his FACE though, dude was all like, "BLAARRRGGHHH" lol I wanted to laugh but I was kinda bummed, homey knew how to handle Valyrian Steel.
J. Lanz
Speaking of Valyrian steel, check out this sick new pose I've been working on. #zoolanderaintgotnothingonme
Jon Snow
I'm currently dead/in a weird undead transition state right now, I will get back to your messages when the writers figure out what to do with me.
J. Lanz
Hah! I hear ya! SKhsd
J. Lanz
Sorry, damn auto-correct, one-handed typing sucks.
Jon Snow
Dude! I was just brought back to life WTF didn't you read my away message? Stop blowing my phone up.
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
Seriously, Jaime, it's really f*cking annoying. I'm trying to feed my dragons.
J. Lanz
Lol shutup you know your bored ass out in the dessert is bored AF.
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
Out in the 'dessert'? What is she, outside surrounded by strawberry shortcakes and tiramisu?
J. Lanz
Lol wtf I've got ONE HAND why's everyone on my case about spelling one damn word wrong???
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
No, everyone's on your case because you're a complete douchebag.
Jon Snow
LOL! DAAAYYYYUUUUMMM
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
HA HA YOOOO not even Drogon could have burnt you better, bruh!
J. Lanz
Damn, still salty cuz I lied about your chick, Ty?
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
......you're a d*ck.
J. Lanz
Lolololol
Jon Snow
Doesn't anybody care that I'm not dead anymore?
Queen Cersei
Should've stayed dead, Stark bastard.
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
Ahh my sister, ever the charmer.
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
Damn that's cold Cersei.
J. Lanz
Yo sis, chiiiilllll
Jon Snow
Oh that's all right, she's just upset because that profile pic is mad old.
Queen Cersei
What're you talking about? I just took this pic, #nofilter #iwokeuplikethis
Jon Snow
Oh really? Then I guess getting your head shaved and paraded naked through the streets was something I made up?
Queen Cersei
....where'd you get that pic?
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
SAVAGE AF
Jon Snow
Bow down
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
My God
J. Lanz
Yo, on the real, Bey should sit on the Iron throne.
Jon Snow
Honestly, I think our girl Khaleesi's got it on lock
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
Awww that's so sweet Jon <3
Jon Snow
Lol, yeah alongside me.
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
Lol no offense but I don't think they let bastards rule anything other than a mead hall and some goats
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
Yeah I mean, people shame the sh*t out of each other in the kingdoms, I'm f*cking royalty and I can't get no love because I'm a dwarf. You're a bastard, you're in the same boat as me man. SMDH.
Jon Snow
Just wait till episode 3, motherf*ckers.
J. Lanz
Lololol sorry man unless it's revealed that all along you're somehow the song of a Targaryen, you ain't doing nothing with your life, maybe I'll hire you to sharpen my bad-ass sword once I get right with my fam
Jon Snow
Oh, you mean getting right after this?
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
OMFG
Tyrion 'Small Time' Lannister
DUDE that's too far!
J. Lanz
WTF
J. Lanz
YOU GOT NO SHAME
Jon Snow
Lol that's how secret Targaryen's roll, son ;) Call me the oathbreaker cause I'm gunning for that throne. Khaleesi, hope you're ready to make a song of ice and fire ;) ;) :P
Khaleesi MA 'o Dragons
Ew