Which Classic Video Game Boss Is Your Dream Date?

Your dream date is former heavyweight boxing champ of the world, Mike Tyson! You like a strong man who can take charge and isn't afraid to beat/bite anyone who stands in his way.

You can't be tied down to just one partner but thankfully these four ghosts don't mind sharing you. They each have something to offer and can vanish at a moment's notice to give you some alone time. Plus, Ghost fivesomes are pretty awesome, or so we've, uh. heard.

This bloated beast knows how to eat, so you'll always be well fed. He also is constantly trying to take over the world and has actually accomplished it a few times, so suddenly that nice dermatologist you've been seeing doesn't look so successful. He also hates dudes with pointy ears who cosplay as Peter Pan, which is comforting.

All right once you get past his terrifying appearance, Ridley doesn't seem so bad. He's a high ranking Space Pirate, so you can count on him to be resourceful in a pinch. I mean if the guy can make a living pirating off of people in Space, you can be pretty sure he won't need to mooch off of you. Plus he's super intelligent even if he is a gigantic, frightening Space Dragon.

You can't do much better than the Count. He's got his own Castle, comes from a long-standing, well-known family. He's super rich, pretty damn handsome for an immortal creature of the night, and, come on, just look at the guy. He's got taste. Plus there are tons of demons and monsters who will do his bidding anytime, anyplace.