Pro Evo alternative player names

Roberto Larcos - see what they did there?

Neil Lemon - fruity

Ruud vom Mistelroum - it just rolls off the tongue

Michael Kruger - nope, we're not sure why either

Juan Sebastian Revon - classic switcheroo

Samule Dalla Boner - stop sniggering at the back

Fank de Mole - the Dutch ones were always the best

Facu - bonus points for the slightly rude pronunciation

Ryan Greggs - he does love a good sausage roll

Ronarid - not having it end in an 'o' was a very poor decision

Paul Once - twice, three times a lady

Jan Killer - look at those murderous eyes

Edwin Farzel Haar - he doesn't look impressed

Naldarinho - the one and only