The Ultimate Game Of Spurs Would You Rather

Arsenal win the title and Spurs finish second

Arsenal finish fifth and Spurs finish 16th

Walk from Seven Sisters

Wait for the train to White Hart Lane

Daniel Levy was your dad

Arsene Wenger was your mum's lover

This shirt

This shirt

Jacques Santini came back as the boss

Younes Kaboul came back as a player

Take the tube with Christian Gross

Get a lift in a *really* small car with Peter Crouch

100 free crates of Holsten Pils

10 free Hewlett Packard laptops

Your brother starting supporting Arsenal

You had to give up your phone for ten years

A quick one down the Antwerp Arms

A swifty in the Bell and Hare

Bring back Gareth Bale

Sign Cristiano Ronaldo

Beat Arsenal 6-0 away

Watch Harry Kane break Jamie Vardy's goal record