What kind of girl are you?
What kind of girl are you?
Alpha cat lady or a chill feminist? We've got the answers.
Alpha cat lady or a chill feminist? We've got the answers.
Your sartorial signature:
Your social media trademark is:
The kind of man you’re helpless against:
When your girlfriend confides she’s cheating on her man, you:
You’re the kind of girl boss that:
Your Kardashian family alter ego is:
The thing you’re thinking won’t say out loud is:
A period in time you long to belong to:
Basic bitch
Basic bitch
Oh, no no, stay! Being a BB is not so bad. Sure, you could use a style update (stop wearing aviators with your Indian wear), and a thorough brush-up on your pop-culture (we don’t call anyone ‘dear’ until we’re menopausal, at least, okay?). But your earnestness, self-confidence and ability to openly care about things is a bright torch in this world of backlit selfies and gaping inner voids. Guess what we’re saying is, stay the same, dear. (Not kidding about those aviators though.)
Alpha cat lady
Alpha cat lady
Everybody is familiar with the quicksand of loneliness, but only power spinsters like yourself recognise the invigorating properties of solitude. Your choice to reject domesticity is brave (though it shouldn’t be in this here 21st century) and even though it sometimes feels like your days are a blur of litter-box changes and lying in wait for your cat to show you at least a flicker of recognition, you get to invent a life full of creative pursuits, stringless sex, mid-week drinks and sitting in your own filth, binge-watching Narcos if your heart should so desire.
Nasty gal
Nasty gal
Is something bothering you? Hush now, take off those extensions and let it out. What you’re probably feeling is the onset of age – everybody’s getting married, paying EMIs, waking up before noon – and it fills you with rage and scorn and just a little fear (as it should, adulthood is the very worst). TMI is your oyster, hairy pits your motif and militant truth-telling your default setting. We need your kind in these easily offendable times, but remember: more tedious than 24/7 diplomacy is 24/7 edge.
Chillwave feminist
Chillwave feminist
You made an important discovery long ago: people don’t fear and revile feminism if they don’t know they’re doing feminism. So you fashion centuries-worth of women’s unflagging subjugation into a humorous, easy-to-palate, sweetly self-deprecating revolution. Animal and baby videos, Humans of New York posts and tweeting about your menstrual discharge are just foils for your agenda.
Insta chick
Insta chick
You’re always fashionably and dutifully neck-and-neck with the zeitgeist, and your follower counts are likely huge as a result. How do you do it? If you slow down or stop, will you explode? The joys of being outdated are plenty.