30 Ways to Get a Promotion
30 Ways to Get a Promotion
Check out 30 ways by which you can earn that much deserved promotion in your office.
Check out 30 ways by which you can earn that much deserved promotion in your office.
@gigirules7
A little old fashioned persuasion...at least until he signs your contract
@craigflynn
Fake laugh at the boss's jokes
@MeaganAldaine
Use your bosses browser history against him.
@bigmacher
Always nod your head 'yes' in meetings and say stuff like, 'let's whiteboard this out and for a committee'
@Benjamin_G_Lund
Do good work.
Show up on time.
Dress professionally.
Slay your enemies while they slumber and wear their faces as masks
@McMannofthepeop
Blackmail Works Best For Me
#HowToGetAPromotion
@lauriecrosswell
Retweet all your boss's tweets.
@viewfrommyoffic
Get some dirt on the boss and blackmail them
@McMannofthepeop
Work Erect
WAIT! I Meant Work Hard! Dammit!!!!
@VickieIronStone
BE RIHANNA:
Work work work work work
blah dee blah dee
dirt dirt dirt work work
wer wer wer
WERK
@webbo20
Just put kisses on the end of an email to the senior director
@TheSoulfulEMU
Marry the boss's daughter
@itsbuckyyoufool
At my workplace? Wait till someone inevitably quits out of frustration with how poorly this place is managed. Your turn!
@MrMiguelGranado
don't suck at your fucking job.... Simple
@RyanDanielst
Get drunk & win every dance competition at the company holiday party.
@GilesDamien
Never outshine the master. #48LawsofPower
@camaswaguy
create a job position below yours
@fahrradtanzen
step one: save money, step two: bribe your boss, step three: lose your money and get nowhere
@dac1971
work hard, or fuck your Boss
@Lovelymissjolie
Deny your bosses sexual advances and keep the emails for HR
@Social_Mime
Don't give out your twitter handle
@ColleenWx3
Throw your colleagues under the bus every chance you get.
@ColleenWx3
Meet me in the hot tub
@Sillifunnihappi
Cozy up to the boss.
@Dreamweasel
Wait for your immediate supervisor to die
@VickieIronStone
Don't get too attached to your stapler.
@Smogzilla
show killer cleavage
@Officialcqueen
Don't share the credit !
@shoshobeanrose
be yourself work hard let your action speak for themselves
@JimmRet
Learn how to speak corporate buzzword BS: "We need to focus on our Brand Experience to increase our NPS Score.