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30 Ways to Get a Promotion

Check out 30 ways by which you can earn that much deserved promotion in your office.

Enam Kumi
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On Jun 7, 2016

@gigirules7

@gigirules7 say

A little old fashioned persuasion...at least until he signs your contract

@craigflynn

@craigflynn say

Fake laugh at the boss's jokes

@MeaganAldaine

@MeaganAldaine say

Use your bosses browser history against him.

@bigmacher

@bigmacher say

Always nod your head 'yes' in meetings and say stuff like, 'let's whiteboard this out and for a committee'

@Benjamin_G_Lund

@Benjamin_G_Lund say

Do good work.
Show up on time.
Dress professionally.
Slay your enemies while they slumber and wear their faces as masks

@McMannofthepeop

@McMannofthepeop say

Blackmail Works Best For Me
#HowToGetAPromotion

@lauriecrosswell

@lauriecrosswell say

Retweet all your boss's tweets.

@viewfrommyoffic

@viewfrommyoffic say

Get some dirt on the boss and blackmail them

@McMannofthepeop

@McMannofthepeop say

Work Erect

WAIT! I Meant Work Hard! Dammit!!!!

@VickieIronStone

@VickieIronStone say

BE RIHANNA:
Work work work work work
blah dee blah dee
dirt dirt dirt work work
wer wer wer
WERK

@webbo20

@webbo20 say

Just put kisses on the end of an email to the senior director

@TheSoulfulEMU

@TheSoulfulEMU say

Marry the boss's daughter

@itsbuckyyoufool

@itsbuckyyoufool say

At my workplace? Wait till someone inevitably quits out of frustration with how poorly this place is managed. Your turn!

@MrMiguelGranado

@MrMiguelGranado say

don't suck at your fucking job.... Simple

@RyanDanielst

@RyanDanielst say

Get drunk & win every dance competition at the company holiday party.

@GilesDamien

@GilesDamien say

Never outshine the master. #48LawsofPower

@camaswaguy

@camaswaguy say

create a job position below yours

@fahrradtanzen

@fahrradtanzen say

step one: save money, step two: bribe your boss, step three: lose your money and get nowhere

@dac1971

@dac1971 say

work hard, or fuck your Boss

@Lovelymissjolie

@Lovelymissjolie say

Deny your bosses sexual advances and keep the emails for HR

@Social_Mime

@Social_Mime say

Don't give out your twitter handle

@ColleenWx3

@ColleenWx3 say

Throw your colleagues under the bus every chance you get.

@ColleenWx3

@ColleenWx3 say

Meet me in the hot tub

@Sillifunnihappi

@Sillifunnihappi say

Cozy up to the boss.

@Dreamweasel

@Dreamweasel say

Wait for your immediate supervisor to die

@VickieIronStone

@VickieIronStone say

Don't get too attached to your stapler.

@Smogzilla

@Smogzilla say

show killer cleavage

@Officialcqueen

@Officialcqueen say

Don't share the credit !

@shoshobeanrose

@shoshobeanrose say

be yourself work hard let your action speak for themselves

@JimmRet

@JimmRet say

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