Choose a Dolphin Stock Photo and We'll Tell You When You're Going to Die.
Choose a Dolphin Stock Photo and We'll Tell You When You're Going to Die.
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Pick a dolphin.
In 30 years.
In 30 years.
You're doing all right. You're pacing your life perfectly. Keep on keepin' on and don't forget to laugh a little along the way.
In 12 years.
In 12 years.
A perfect dozen! Inspired to eat a full box of donuts? You should! Have fun with the rest of your life, it should be a party! Live it up with your friends and master so many skills before your time expires. It's not too late to start being a baller.
This month.
This month.
You've been too reckless and it'll take its toll. You're jaded, you're tired. You've been thinking, "Maybe one more adventure, like the good ol' days, one more adventure will make it all better. I'll be lively again." Don't think that. Your adventure back to the glory days will destroy you! Move forward, don't give into the nostalgia. You are your own kryptonite, don't let it happen.
In 60 years.
In 60 years.
It'll come eventually, but you don't have to worry. You'll forget all about this moment and live your life fully, no fears for the future. You'll soak up the finer things and love like you've never been broken. You are immune to pain, to struggle. You will be fulfilled.
In 5 years.
In 5 years.
It's coming, but you don't have to stress every day. You can do what you've always wanted to do. Go back to school, get a new job, travel the world, get it all in there. It's just enough time to be completely satisfied.
Today.
Today.
You have been taking too many risks in your life -- you have to calm down! Of course, you're not going to listen to me, you never listen to anyone. You just do as you please and risk getting hurt, thus hurting others. Don't you know people care about you? Don't you understand that at all? You are loved, but you keep putting yourself in dangerous spots; you probably should have died a long time ago. Cherish your time with us before you go out and do one last stupid thing.
You'll never die.
You'll never die.
You're immortal; did you know that? I'm sure you didn't, because you live every day with caution and worry, but my friend, you don't need to! You will survive all life has for you because you have nothing to fear. Congratulations! If only we were all so lucky...
In a year.
In a year.
Live. Your. Best. Life. There's just enough of it left to make a difference. Serve your community, travel to a new one. Make some new friends, cherish your old ones. Buy your favorite food every day and always leave a generous tip. Be happy and hopeful for whatever's next for you.