Who Said This: Michael Owen Or Alan Partridge?
Who Said This: Michael Owen Or Alan Partridge?
Fans have made a hobby out of quoting Michael Owen's most amusing comments as a football pundit, but surely they don't match up to the best lines from Alan Partridge... or do they? Can you tell who said what in this fun quiz...?
Fans have made a hobby out of quoting Michael Owen's most amusing comments as a football pundit, but surely they don't match up to the best lines from Alan Partridge... or do they? Can you tell who said what in this fun quiz...?
Let's start off nice and easy...
"I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for an insurance firm, which was attended by numerous media reporters."
"I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon."
"Let me tell you something about the Titanic... people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg!"
Another pretty easy one for you...
"Just done an hour solid of listening to The Beatles..."
"The man was a perfect gentleman. But if you told me 25 years ago that I would be talking about rigid inflatable hulls with Dale Winton I would probably have spat at you."
Now for some video testers...
"(On cars) I think you’ve got to go for looks to start with, and then you look inside, don’t you? Probably similar to girls, isn’t it? The look of it attracts you to start with, then you get to know them a bit more."
"Free samples are designed to guilt trip you into a purchase - but hold your nerve, and you can eat the equivalent of a three-course meal!"
"This is no ordinary chopper... it's got special powers! Are you buckled up and ready? GREAT, LET'S GO!"
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out."
"Watched my eighth ever film on the flight home. Must have been bored. I hate films... Films I've been forced to watch: Rocky, Heat, Ghost, Jurassic Park, Cool Runnings, Seabiscuit, Karate Kid, Forrest Gump."
Remember this classic?
"Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated."
"I've had one panic attack in a car wash. It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirring towards me. By the time the giant hair dryer came on, I was in the footwell."
"Guide dogs for the blind. It's cruel really, isn't it? Getting a dog to lead a man round all day. Not fair on either of them."
And an absolute belter to end on!
"If I’m eating cheese on its own with a cracker it has to be really strong. I can handle a strong cheese. Stilton, things like that. If you’re buying mature cheese, than Canadian is probably the strongest one. Anything that really stinks. That’s only really happened in the last five years. Before that I preferred a milder cheese."