What Type Of Old Person Will You Be In The Nursing Home?

By the time you’re old, you’ll have lived an amazing and adventurous life with no regrets. You will have fought hard (with the battle scars to prove it!) and found your true self, without any regard to what society has to say! Each of your tattoos will tell a legendary story and you'll impress everyone with your epic stories. You'll be just as badass as you are now. No one in the nursing home will want to mess with you!

"Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream."- Hugh Hefner

No need to call a DJ, you've got this! You know how to live life to the fullest and pursue your wildest dreams! Even when you're old, you'll possess the charisma and sex appeal that will draw others to you like moths to the flame! You'll a life full of passion and partying which will keep you going strong, even if you need to take the occasional Viagra! Whatever nursing home you end up in better watch out, you're gonna bring the P-A-R-T-Y!

You're already an old soul with a wealth of wisdom and psychic energy! You're going to be the nursing home psychic reading crystals and tarot cards! You're a spiritual person with a strange 6th sense that never fails you. Listen to our dreams and always follow your gut. Everything you're learning now in life will come in handy when you're the nursing home psychic!

"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware"- Joan Rivers

Even though you're still young, you've probably already started lying about your age. When you're old, you’ll keep your plastic surgeon on speed dial, ready to inject those wrinkles full of Botox. In your effort to stay forever young, you’ll have so much work done that you'll probably look and feel like you are 25 (and that's what really counts)! ALL the b****es at the nursing home are gonna hate you, and you'll LOVE it!

Rawr! Sex after 60 is fantastic and oh boy will you know it! You're sexual, irresistible and incredibly romantic. You ooze with physical chemistry and you'll be rockin' the nursing home with your sexual prowess. You will absolutely scandalize everyone with your incredibly open sex life - and you will love every minute of it! Ow ow!

You're down to earth, reliable, calm and totally zen. You will have lived a long and interesting life full of wisdom and love. You're your happiest in nature and you thrive on experiencing wild life first hand. You love animals and you probably have a dog or cat that you consider a best friend. You'll spend your old age with your hands in the soil, growing and nurturing new life! The nursing home will love your famous, organic vegetables!