The I'm Not Telling You What It Is Quiz

Bucks Fizz and Caviar

Coffee and a slice of toast.

Full English Breakfast

A couple of hundred, the more the merrier.

With Facebook friends? 2,000 at least

A select few, a very select few.

A nice restaurant and then maybe a wine bar afterwards

The Theatre, there's a new show out and you're desperate to see it

The local with your mates, cheap and cheerful

A Soap Opera, no one would believe your life were true, in fact even you struggle to believe it is true.

Downton Abbey darling.

An American Sitcom, beautifully polished on the surface but everything going to hell in a handcart of you dig a little.

Camping! Can't beat getting back to nature

A cruise, something tasteful and decadent

A holiday park with an awesome waterslide and brilliant nightly Cabaret

The World Stock Markets

Homes and Gardens

It's a toss up between Facebook and Twitter

Ugh no, filthy things

My house is like a zoo; you name it we have it

Do the guard dogs count as pets?

Nothing, it's all on the floor

A selection of good quality pieces mixed up with High Street Bargains

It's all Couture darling, everything has to have a name

You calmly debate the point until you're blue in the face, then give up

What is there to discuss? I'm right, I'm always right

A CAPLOCK Twitter rant