Can You Guess The Southern Expression From Three Clues?

Smaller than a baby hen.

Hotter than a bunch of hens.

Her spine is like a cat in a chair

Body like a cat on a hot summer day

Pointin' like she's a movie star

Showin' enough leg

Stop that arguing in my house.

Stop that yellin' in this house.

Screamin' like she's stuck in an elevator.

He think doors open up for him.

Prepare a bed for two

Checkin numbers

Cooler than a pirate in church!

She lost it, like a pirate losin' a hand at church!

Louder than a pig on a date

As fashionable as a pig squealin on a Tuesday mornin

Lost like butter slidin' off a pancake.

Prettier than a Sunday breakfast.