Which Spider-Man are you?

Spider-Man meets the War Doctor in this gritty alternate future where Spidey murdered Kraven the Hunter which lead to him murdering Doc Ock which led to him murdering his entire rouges gallery which led to him becoming a social outcast from his friends and family which led to Aunt May's death which led to him becoming a hardened criminal which finally led to him being shot and dying. That turned dark fast. This spidey refuses to crack jokes or make puns so yeah... not so great he is kind of a sad dude... at least he uh,,,, made Jameson proud?

All the way from Earth-1610 we have Miles Morales Spider-Man!. After the "death" of the original ultimate spider-man, Miles Uncle (a thief with a awesome Deadpool mask) stole an Oz (Spider Power Chemical Thing) Infused spider and it bit Miles. After a slew of crazy things he went on to become the well known new Ultimate Spider-Man!. He is nice.

Basically think Batman fuses with Spider-Man and you get this guy Spider-Man Noir!. He is from Earth-90214 a dimension with heroes living during the Great Depression, he will make very little, if any, jokes or puns. He is dead serious all-day every day and.. is a fan or top hats and fedoras apparently, He also cant climb walls, Got his powers from a Spider-God in a jar (Yes I'm serious) and his whole world seems to be in black and white. Did I mention he uses a freakin gun?

This fine Spidey is called Miguel O'Hara and lives in Earth-928 which is the Marvel Universe in 2099!. He used to work for (evil!) corporation Alchemax which drugged him and forced him to work for them by blackmailing him with more of the addictive element! He attempts to rid himself of the addiction using a gene splicing device he had invented which long story short gave him spider powers! Now he fights for freedom in 2099! Though currently he is trapped in the modern day and age in a attempt to find out the cause of an apocalyptic future!. Comics are weird.

Hailing from an Unknown Earth in the Multiverse is are dearest Spyder-Knight! He is a medieval warrior and protector of York! (The old one though, not that rubbish American City. I'm Joking!) He is, as modern timers say: OP he has a mighty sword in one gauntlet and a crossbow in another!. He marvels at the sorcery in use in today's appliances. He is, as they say, totes awesome brah. Brah? I mean, dear me that sounds more like a warrior cry then "slang". He also haseth a horse.

Congratulations your a pig with spider powers! Excelsior!, Gernomio! some other Stan Lee quote! (This guy sucks....)

A little known Spidey from the edge of the Spider-Verse. He hails from Earth-31411 which is sort of like a Japanese anime sort of world. Think Iron Man meets Spider-Man and you get this awesome guy with his awesome costume and awesome story. He has super armor!.

Now this guy is cool!. He is, get this, a ninja and not just a ninja but the last member of the Spider-Clan of ninjas when his Sensei/Uncle Ben was killed by Ronin Venom an underling of this worlds Kingpin. He set out on a quest for vengeance and now fights bad guys in his sweet costume and in his sweet Mangaverse dimension!