Which Type of White Person are You?

It looks like you're EMO.

You're the Dark and Mysterious type, except not really, since you're as white as a sheet! Sunlight? What's that? You really are a creature of the night. Brooding and Listening to Sad Music are your things. You're sure to attract ladies with your reverse eyeshadow and pensive gaze! Not to mention, those skinny jeans don't leave much up to imagination, do they?

You are a RAPPER AT HEART.

From your nearly bald head, down to your Nikes, you are a clear supporter of Swag Culture. Ladies absolutely love to gather around you and compliment your "blang". Just don't tell them it's not real!

You are a lover of kik, social media, and obscure rap artists, which you find by listening to the local pop station. You especially like Pitbull, because he's helping you learn Spanish, so you can be bilingual and hit on more than just english speaking gals, ;)

You are a TRUE SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN.

But of course, everyone knows that already! You exaggerate your accent as soon as you walk in the room, just to ensure everyone knows of your "home grown" roots. You probably drive a large pickup truck, which is meant to represent your individuality and help compensate for your fragile self esteem.

Of course, you think everyone should have a gun. Well. As long as they aren't liberal, disabled, a POC, or from above the Mason Dixon Line. Boy, you sure do think you're an accepting person! Keep on believing, Billy.

You are a FRAT BOY.

As a junior in your State's major university, you are pretty sure that you are warm fecal matter. After leaving your parent's four bed, three bath house, you set off to join the "real world", nestled directly into the bosom of a free college ride and limitless parties. You think that adult life is extremely hard, but you think you can make it through with luck(and maybe a small loan of 1 million dollars from your parents.).

Your entire wardrobe consists of clothing that you think is hip and cool. You probably have an Iphone, which you use to view ancient memes that fell out of style two years ago. Sometimes you even share them on facebook, so that everyone can enjoy the twice jpeg-compressed, barely readable posts.