Which Jack White Song Are You?

You are Ball and Biscuit! You are a very flirty, charming, and sensual person. You have a ball meeting new people, and take your sweet little time winning them over with your witty repartee. For you, there is nothing more exciting than connecting with someone by getting down and dirty. So go grab that special someone, tell everyone in the place to just get out, and find a soapbox where you can shout it!

You are You’ve Got Her in Your Pocket! You love deeply, passionately, and completely. You don’t date just anyone, so when you find that special person who deserves your love, you hold onto them with all you’ve got. You’re always there for your partner if they ever feel blue, and you’ll still be there when they find someone new. Your heart has taken a beating, but you will never lose hope in finding your one true love because you know they are your home sweet home.

You are Lazaretto! You love trying new things, experiencing different cultures, and are easily bored by monotony. Just like being thrown down in a lazaretto, you’ve become stuck in your daily routine, and are bored rotten. It’s time to escape any way that you can, so put down the coffee and cotton and break out! Try a new hobby, go to a new restaurant, or just hit the road and see where destiny takes you.

You are Icky Thump! You are independent, brave, and energetic. Once you’ve made up your mind about something, there is no talking you out of it. You follow your own lead and never blindly follow the status quo when forming opinions. The ability to see right through people within seconds of meeting them is something that comes naturally to you. You aren’t afraid to stand up for your meticulously formed beliefs, and will yell, scream, and fight to defend them if necessary. Speaking your mind is not something you shy away from, so speak it loudly and make sure everyone knows that you can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too.

You are Hotel Yorba! You are considerate, soft-hearted, and above all, romantic. You have an unparalleled capacity for love, which you are eager to share with your favorite fella/lady. Getting married in a big cathedral is one of your most precious dreams. Your sweetness and sensitivity warm the hearts of everyone you meet, so stop acting tough and do what you please! Grab a hold of your special someone and say “I do!”

You are Seven Nation Army! You are confident, popular, and very comfortable in your own skin. You are extremely successful and have a large group of friends. You are viewed by others as a source of support and encouragement, as you are always the first one to stand up and cheer on the team. Whether it’s a work project, an intramural softball game, or a community fundraiser, you are the driving force for success. Even a seven nation army couldn’t hold you back.

You are Temporary Ground! Like the serene violin that carries the melody of this song, you provide a sense of calm, comfort, and peacefulness to those around you. Though the very ground on which you stand is shifting beneath your feet, you never lose your cool. You love connecting with nature, contemplating your own existence, and spending time in meditation. While the rest of us wait for the floor to buckle down below our belts, your quiet confidence and inner peace assures us that everything is going to be okay.