Who Is Your Celebrity Spirit Guide?

Lena, the voice of her generation, would tell you that being indecisive, selfish and self-destructive is just a stepping stone on the journey toward becoming who you are. Don't forget to pack lots of clean underwear and a cupcake for the shower! Leave your pants at home.

Amy tells it like it is: You're awesome if you say you are. If anyone claims otherwise, make fun of their dumb face, make a bold social statement, crack a joke about your lady parts and then go out and party. Everyone will love you.

George, the epitome of cool, would tell you that being classy and rich is pretty amazing. If you want to impress your lady, you got to give her the world. Chicks dig worlds. And if you're not made of money? No problem! All you got to do is make a couple of commercials in Japan. You're really big in Japan.

Taylor, the queen of breakups, would tell you that haters are gonna hate – but that's not good enough of a reason to be anyone but your special-snowflake-self. And another life lesson? Barnyard animals can be haters, too.

Duchess Kate would say that you're royal on the inside. Let your princess/prince shine. And if anyone tells you you're plastic, or that you're a spoiled brat, just melt their hearts with your sweet smile and even sweeter baby.

Martha, the patron saint of lifestyle, would say: Your pie isn't perfect? Don't panic! Cut it into little wedges, decorate with pine cones, sprinkle some glitter and pretend it's awesome. If you're confident enough, even jail is a photo op.

Kanye, the messiah of pop, would tell you that you will never meet anyone as awesome as you. And that sucks! But at least you get to make dope shit for the world. Believe in your flyness.

Miley, the human chameleon diva, would tell you to be yourself. Are you a bear? Are you a sad clown from the '90s? Are you a pretty, pretty princess? Are you grumpy cat? Are you a ninja? Are you Angelina's right leg? That's great. Keep doing what you're doing. Are you bored already? Now change.