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15 most annoying phrases in golf

Which golf phrase annoys you the most?

GolfMagic
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On Mar 29, 2017
1

"Never up, never in."

You just don't need this sort of negativity in your life. We can all see another Shredded Wheat was required.

2

"I putt better on faster greens."

Or perhaps you're just an average putter, mate.

3

"You don't take the putter head straight back and straight through, do you?"

Any comment about a playing partner's swing or putt - especially when it's a poor result - is enough to send you straight to the 19th. And frankly never play with them again.

4

"Medal is a proper format. I never play well in Stableford - I leave that for the hackers."

Alright Tiger Woods, calm down.

5

"I'm not usually this bad."

If you say so.

6

"Did you know you were aiming over there?"

Did you know standing behind me is really off-putting?

7

"I definitely saw it bounce."

You know on the tee when I said, "shall I hit a provisional?"

8

"You'll need to hit that again... (as you're walking back to the ball zip pocket)."

Walking back to the bag to find another ball is already one of the loneliest experiences in golf. Even the sound of the zip is feeling for you. No comment was needed.

9

"I don't go that far on my holidays."

I suppose you could live 300 yards away from Butlin's.

10

You're on the 16th and your mate says: "Can you remember what I made on the 8th?"

We all know someone who likes a magic pencil.

11

"If he practised a bit more, he could probably give it a go on Tour in a couple of years."

Yes, and every PGA Tour pro plays off 8 at the age of 34.

12

"It's still you."

Cheers for the heads up, Einstein.

13

"BITE! BITE! BITE!"

Even if the ball could hear you, a thinned wedge is never going to be dancing around the pin.

14

"You know what they say. Drive for show, putt for dough."

An overused phrase. If you're missing fairways and hacking out of bushes all day, you won't be making any dough no matter how the hot the putter gets.

15

When a golf commentator analyses a missed 5-foot putt from a Tour pro: "He hit a great putt there."

No. No, he didn't.

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