Are you an E-Commerce Jedi?

Buy a Weiss Beer crate. Worry about it next week.

Battle Cry! Fire up analytics, look for gremlins in graphs all night. Fall asleep under your desk.

Call your developer. Listen to him explain how this is all your fault.

Call your developer, join him in all night binge-coding session. Fall asleep under your desk.

Go to a Sake tasting event. Worry about it next week

Get on their Facebook support group. Curse the guy who coined the phrase: "Not providing a time table..."

Handwrite a personal aplogy letter to each irate customer. Fall asleep under your desk

Write an AI program to apologise on every call. Take the day off.

Here come the irate calls. Explain how snow affects trucks for 10th time this hour.

Announce a 30% off sale on all items. You will show that consultant how to run a business.

Watch every youtube video of Steve Jobs not liking consultants

Binge read every management book you own. Fall asleep under your desk every night.