Which SAGT judge are you?

A fabulous outfit from SA’s top designers

Something comfortable and casual

A tailored suit and bold accessories

Politely smile, wave and walk past

Shout back, ‘I love you too!’

Stop, chat and sign autographs

Freshly squeezed orange juice

Still water

Coke Zero

Don’t worry at all, because you always look good!

Worry a little, but who’ll really notice?

You reapply your own, like the pro you are.

Tell them to breathe and that the nerves will fade.

Give them a friendly greeting and ask how the nerves are.

Tell them to get on with singing their chosen song.

Encourage them to go home and practice and come back next year.

Tell them every group needs a Beyonce and they need to find one.

Tell them no, and wish them well.

You stick pictures of your face all over their dressing room.

Tricks are for children and it’s serious business tonight.

You put Clingfilm over their toilet seats.

Hop on the first flight back to Cape Town. You deserve a holiday!

Go home and relax with your family.

Fly back home and it’s on to your next big gig.