Which Scottish Person Are You When You're Drunk?
Which Scottish Person Are You When You're Drunk?
Are you more David Tennant or Groundskeeper Willie?
Are you more David Tennant or Groundskeeper Willie?
What's your drink of choice?
What drunk food would you order?
What do you call your signature dance move?
Where do you start your night out?
Where in the club do you spend most of your time?
What’s your favourite classic club banger?
How are you most likely to end the night?
How do you dress for a night out?
When do you call it a night?
What’s the ultimate pre-drinking game?
Groundskeeper Willie
Groundskeeper Willie
You are Groundskeeper Willie, Springfield’s favourite yellow leaf-raker from Aberdeen. Your drunk behaviour is wildly unpredictable. Your dance style is erratic to the point of being confusing and suspicious. You’re loud-voiced, make little sense and prone to outrageous displays of drunkenness in public. Pretty much a standard drunk person, then.
David Tennant
David Tennant
You are David Tennant. You’re a good-looking, smooth-talking and sharply-dressed - but you have a definite kooky side as well. After a few libations, you’re usually using your Dutch Courage to chat up a member of the preferred sex - either that, or pulling some seriously questionable shapes on the dance floor.
Billy Connolly
Billy Connolly
You are Billy Connolly. After a few ales - or perhaps a Blow Job and a Slippery Nipple, you are a bawdy comedian after all - your inner funnyman comes out. You get bright in the eye, crack out the pub jokes, wind your mates up and tell long, rambling, shaggy-dog stories. The rich, Scottish brogue is optional.
Frankie Boyle
Frankie Boyle
You are Frankie Boyle. We’re not exactly saying you’re a mean drunk, but you don’t really believe in niceties and your booze-soaked chat is often littered with profanity and bad taste. If anyone has been punched, upset, offended, hurt, or escorted out by a bouncer, you probably had something to do with it.