Who Said It: Lorelai Gilmore Or Jess Day?
Who Said It: Lorelai Gilmore Or Jess Day?
Beauty and grace? More like wit and an affinity for awkward moments.
Beauty and grace? More like wit and an affinity for awkward moments.

"Watch out world...I'm feeling pretty twirly."
"I'm in a limo! I wish I had really long legs so I could stretch them out the length of the limo!"
"We like our internet slow okay? We can turn it on, walk around, do a little dance, make a sandwich."
"I might as well call you Bridge to Terabithia because you make children cry!"
"My boobs are loving this unemployed thing, they don't have to go to boob jail everyday."
"People don't realize it but it takes years of training to eat cake the way I do."
"I feel like I want to murder someone and now also, I want to eat soft pretzels."
"If you're gonna throw your life away he'd better have a motorcycle."
"I have touched glitter in the past 24 hours. And that does not mean I'm not smart and strong."
"But then I asked myself W.W.T.B.F.C.D ("What would the Barefoot Contessa Do?") and it came to me in a flash: I'm gonna make waffles!"