Which awful F1 team are you?

You're old, cranky and overrated. You know that if you throw a tantrum you'll get everything you want, but you're not opposed to some "discreet" cheating either. You also invented the colour red, and think you're better than everyone else.

You guzzle down bull semen, take a small, talented child with you and jump down a helicopter, and if the child survives, you'll nurture it with your bull semen. You're all about extreme, success and comedy, and looking around child labour laws is your fave hobby.

You were cool once. Kids won't remember it, but you were tho. Nowadays you just get meltdowns and catch on fire. But hey, a new look will change all that, you just need a makeover and you'll be cool again! Orange is a cool colour, right? You deserve better, right?

Everyone hates you because you're literally perfect. Even when you fuck up things turn out your way in the end, because everyone else will fuck up even worse and since you're perfect, you'll figure out a way to make it better. No one will like you though, bc fuck perfect ppl. They shady af. One day you'll secrets will be revealed, Silver Assholes.

You're the underdog, and do your best with it. It's pretty difficult, because the top dogs have enough money to buy you ten times, but you've got history, that's neat, and you're not the worst team there is at all. You lurk and wait for the right moment, when some big guy fucks up, and take the glory. Unless that other midfield team takes it first, or that other one, or.... but you have history, right?

You're a dramatic mess, that's what you are. They'll never know if this is a good, successful day, or if you're going to blow up or go up the walls. You have some shady biz around you and your boss is in jail for that, but you're cool, right? Also, pink is not a colour, it's a lifestyle.

You're a strong, independent person, except for the fact that some bull semen-guzzling dude always steals your good ideas and friends. And makes you wear same clothes as they are. And you have basically the same name. And you both love kids, except the semen-guzzler sometimes throws those kids out of the car and says "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" and then gives you a new kid to look after.

You're broke, but someone will help you out and you'll get back on your feet, but shit happens and you're broke again, but someone will help you out and you'll get back on your feet, but shit happens and you're broke again, but someone will help you out and you'll get back on your feet.... and you're totally Ferrari's lapdog.