Do you know these Hamilton songs?

They delighted and distracted him
"Martha Washington named her feral tomcat after him!"

"John Adams shat the bed. I love the guy, but he’s in traction"

"Silence! A message from the King!
A message from the King!"

"There’s no one who
Can match you for turn of phrase,
My Alexander"

"Yes, I have reasons for shame.
But I have not committed treason and sullied my good name."

"Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site."

"Sally be a lamb, darlin’, won’tcha open it?
It says the President’s assembling a cabinet."

"Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York’s in debt—
Why should Virginia bear it?"

"Now you call me “amoral,”
a “dangerous disgrace.”

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Do you even know what Hamilton is?