What annoying office personality type are you?

"Ugh, now I can't kill 10 minutes making a cup of coffee."

"HOW CAN I GET ALL MY WORK DONE WITHOUT CAFFEINE??!!"

"Did you see the coffee machine is broken, fellow coworker? Let me tell you about all the other times I remember this happening..."

"This is ridiculous. I'm going straight to my manager and they'd better fix it!"

I let it ring out

"Hello? Oh Nuala, how are you? How are the kids? Isn't the weather awful?"

"Hello? Yet another task? Sure, I can do that."

"What now...?"

No way, then I'd have to carry them back and I'd spill some ALL OVER my clothes. And the mugs are SO heavy...

I never make tea, even for myself. I usually wait until someone offers

I don't have time for tea. Or talking. Or anything except work

Of course, nothing like a cuppa and a good chat at the desk.

I spend most of our meetings catching up on news and gossiping about the bosses

I breeze by, doing as little actual work as possible

No one helps and I have to do all the work alone. Again.

I whinge about it until no one asks for my input

"Sure, it'll give me a chance to finish off a few things instea of working from home over the weekend. Again."

"Sorry boss, I've already made plans to Netflix and chill"

"Stay in the office by myself? But who will I talk to?"

I channel my inner Linda Martin: "WHYYY MEEEEE???"

I corner the boss in the canteen and talk his ear off about his wife and kids, his dog, his doctor, his holidays, his...

I bad-mouth my coworkers to our boss to make myself look better

What more can I do? I'm already putting in 14 hours days...

I don't want a promotion. they might ask my to do hard work then.