Which Anole Are You?

Green

I love every color!

Brown

Slightly lighter green

Me and my date would just hang out in the canopy and watch the sunset. Nothing like a view!

I would playfully hide from my date for most of the night, before scuttling out at the last minute for a quick kiss.

I'd cling to my date the entire time with my short, excellently-adapted legs.

We'd share a delicious meal of ants on my trunk.

No predator is going to eat me, I'm too big/high up.

Run back to the safety of my tree!

Hide in the grass and pray it can't see me.

Immediately turn a darker color from the stress.

No predator could possibly see me, I'm too well-camouflaged.

Yeah, they're pretty big. I'm a swole anole.

They're pretty small, I guess.

I eat everything, even small birds.

Ants! Ants! Ants!

Small insects, but also the young of my own species.

Small, slow-moving insects which hide in crevices.

Uh...things that live on the ground.

Nice and long!

Long. Like, ridiculously long.

Eh, pretty long.

It's short. Don't make fun!

Vibrant orange.

A brilliant reddish-pink.

Anywhere from yellow to orange-red, depending how I'm feeling.

Also pink, but it's BIG!

I tend toward warm colors, but sometimes it's even black!