Which programming language are you?

I mean, at least for now, before you move on to the next trend.
You've grown fast and want to be taken seriously.
You think you're the answer to everything and you like telling everyone about it.

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Yes, I just called you easy.
You get the job done but you're basically a scripting language.
Stick to data science, kiddoe.
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You like making pretty things that rarely work.
You used to be mainstream but now you're hardly a hipster.
I hope it didn't hurt too much when your popularity jumped off a cliff.
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Yes, I just called you basic.
You really like definitions but it's 2019 and that's not cool anymore.
We should all thank you for showing us the way. So thanks, we'll take it from here.
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You're very verbose and that's OK, if you're writing a book.
You were never the coolest kid on the block and there's no reason for that to change.
Also you've been steadily losing attention to your uprising sister, Scala. How's she doing by the way?
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You're not even a programming language!
We can't live with you, and we can't style our buttons without you.
You like shiny stuff, and saying the same thing in many, many different ways.
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