Are You A Cold Fish Or Hot Stuff?

Valentine's Day is coming up, so you should find out sooner rather than later.

Jack Jersey
Created by Jack Jersey
On Feb 11, 2016

Time to eat! What looks good to you?

Would you ever join a co-ed dodgeball league?

Choose your spirit animal.

How hard do you party?

Would you ever attempt fire-eating?

Which word best describes your driving style?

Would you like to dance?

Free hugs! Who wants one?

Choose the picture that best represents your current love life.

And finally, do you like to flirt?

Cold Fish

Cold Fish

Cold fish? You? Sure, you're not the warmest person in the world, and no one has ever accused you of being "touchy-feely," but fish? There must be a mistake. Try rubbing your hands together real fast until they warm up and try again.

Naughty But Nice

Naughty But Nice

Ah! You are so classic, I just had to write a poem for you:

"A little sugar, a little spice, a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants."

That's you to a T, isn't it?

Burning Wild

Burning Wild

Yowza, yowza, YOWZA! You are too hot to cool down and too wild to be tamed. You could fry an egg off the heat emanating from your aura. Go out and get some red hearts and a frilly box of chocolates because you own this Valentine's Day thing.

Hot Stuff

Hot Stuff

No WAY! It's not possible. No human could possibly be as hot as you've just registered. If they were, they wouldn't be able to walk down the street without subjecting innocent passer-by to injury by smoke inhalation and burns. There must be a mistake. Are you sure you didn't put your hand on a lightbulb (a la Ferris Bueller) before taking the test?

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