Sheldon Knocks On Penny’s Door
Sheldon Knocks On Penny’s Door
What's the gist, physicist?
What's the gist, physicist?
Sheldon
*Knock, knock, knock* Penny.
Penny
*sigh*
Sheldon
*Knock, knock, knock* Penny.
Penny
Sheldon
*Knock, knock, knock* Penny.
Leonard
Come in!
Sheldon
...
Sheldon
*Knock, knock, knock* Penny.
Howard
What up, my nerd dizzle?
Sheldon
*Knock, knock, knock* Penny.
Sheldon
Are you having fun? Because I can do this all day.
Penny
What's up, Buttercup? I'm busy.
Sheldon
Doing what?
Penny
Important stuff, Sheldon. Very Important stuff.
Sheldon
Please, Penny. I can't sleep.
Penny
Why not? Are you afraid of the dark?
Howard
Are you afraid of this?
Sheldon
Yes. But that's not it.
Leonard
Does this scare you?
Sheldon
Scare? No. Oddly titillate? Perhaps.
Penny
Are you afraid that an asteroid might hit the earth and crush you in your bed?
Sheldon
Why would I be afraid of that? I'm sure I'd survive such an event. I'm scrappy and strong. Not like those worthless dinosaurs of the Cretaceous period.
Raj
What's scaring you? Is it the possibility that a Bizarro-World Sheldon exists somewhere in the Universe?
Sheldon
Of course not.
Raj
Really? Because it's been keeping me awake for days.
Sheldon
No. I'm afraid that Brent Spiner is going to break into my room, steal my limited edition Wil Wheaton action figure and give it masturbation arms.
Penny
Sounds plausible. What do you want me to do about it?
Sheldon
Sing me warm kitty.
Penny
Ummmmmmmm....
Sheldon
Please, Penny! I'll be your best friend.
Penny
That's not the incentive you think it is.
Sheldon
Do it, and I'll go away.
Penny
Soft kitty, Warm kitty, Little ball of fur. Happy kitty, Sleepy kitty, Purr Purr Purr!
Penny
Feel better, Moon Pie?
Sheldon
Good night, Penny. Live long and prosper.
Penny
And a-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom to you too.