What Type Of Facebook Friend Are You?

You are the one posting oblique, indecipherable messages in the middle of the night. Perhaps you’re trying to grab someone’s attention, or perhaps you want people to ask what’s wrong, or maybe you genuinely just love to be enigmatic. No matter what the reason, you rack up the likes and concerned comments at an unbelievable pace.

You clearly haven’t heard the memo: social media is meant to be private! As the saying goes, never post anything you wouldn’t be proud to see on a billboard next to your face. Although to fit your essay-length status updates onto a billboard, it would need to be the size of Connecticut. Dirty laundry, medical issues, X-rated posts - anything goes with you, as long as it’s TMI!

Perhaps you were an English teacher in a past life - or this one. But bad grammar, apostrophes in the wrong place, fake facts or wrongly attributed Marilyn Monroe quotes make you angry, and you rarely see the need to restrain yourself. Correct everyone on your feed - that way they won’t make the same mistake again.

You will share anything and everything, as long as it’s happening RIGHT NOW! You’re the one guilty of the 1,000 holiday snaps, the Instagram posts of the cereal you had for breakfast, and the replies to comments that only got posted one second ago. You’re always on, always engaged - watching life through the screen of your phone. Hey, at least you’re always ahead of the curve on gossip!