Which Avenue Q Character are You?

I have a very important job.

I'm a teacher.

I just finished my degree! Now what do I do?...

I'm an entertainer...

... me like porn.

I don't have a job. I live with my best friend.

Pervert

Skank

Confused

Lazy

Uptight

Helpful

Jell-O Shots

Cosmopolitan

Sex on the Beach

Is it dollar draft night??

Long Island Iced-Tea

Bob's Burgers

Grey's Anatomy

Star Trek. All of it.

Orange is the New Black

Antiques Roadshow

I don't watch TV... People watch me on TV.

Shots?

Pay the water bill.

Rent a movie and order pizza.

My place?

A bar. Drinks make everyone look better.

A coffee shop. I don't know anything about this person!

Somewhere discreet. I don't want to run into anyone from work... How about that alley?

Watching a vegetarian being told they just ate chicken.

Watching tourists reading maps.

Watching people out in the rain.

When a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses.

Being on an elevator, when somebody shouts "Hold the door." "NO!"

Watching figure skaters falling on their asses.