The Voight-Kampff Test
The Voight-Kampff Test
This test will help you determine if you are a Player Character or a Non-Player Character. This is the refined version of this test.
This test will help you determine if you are a Player Character or a Non-Player Character. This is the refined version of this test.
I am excited when new superhero movies come out.
I trust at least one of the following news sources to be accurate, honest, and unbiased:
FOX News, MSNBC, CNN, NPR, New York Times, Washington Post.
People in my social circle have relatively the same political views as I do.
When I am questioned about a view I hold strongly, I respond by:
I can listen to FM radio all day while I am at work.
When I am alone and think about the day's events, I often recall things that happened earlier and wonder how I could have handled them differently or better.
When I am thinking a problem through, I often talk aloud to myself.
When I am thinking about a problem, I may try to work through it with a "voice" inside my head.
Hearing my peer's opinions on a topic often helps me figure out my own opinion.
When confronted with evidence that contradicts a view I hold strongly, I feel:
It's more important to talk with superior, like-minded individuals about the important issues of the day, than it is to talk to people who may hold ignorant or wrong opinions.
I sometimes agonize over my mistakes, even little ones.
Life is too short to worry about what you did wrong.
The opinions of celebrities are not important to me.
I like to "get in on" new fads.
Is Democracy the best political system ever?
Communism could work, under the right conditions.
Do you think people can be happy living under a non-Democratic system of government?
How I look is one of the most important concerns I have on a daily basis.
I rarely or never have trouble sleeping at night.
I try to ignore the things my opponents do well.
I find it pointless to talk about something where the science has been settled.
If I'm the loudest voice and get the last word, I've won the argument.
I make the same mistakes over and over again.
I usually "go with the flow" if it makes things easier.
Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?
The Salem Witch Trials could never happen in this day and age.
Modern movies do not have important messages about how people should treat each other.
I can easily live without NetFlix, Hulu, and Amazon.
I sometimes just think about things by myself.
I sometimes have trouble sleeping because my mind is racing and it won't shut up!
How do you feel about the following statement:
You are a robot.
You are a Player Character.
You are a Player Character.
You have an inner monologue and a soul. You are capable of abstract thought and can form your own opinions. No one writes your script.
You are a Non-Player Character
You are a Non-Player Character
You do not have an inner monologue. You do not have a soul. You consume endless popular culture and are a part of the mainstream collective. You need someone to tell you what to think about issues in the public consciousness. You are incapable of complex thought or forming your own opinions. When confronted with something that conflicts with your programming, you are incapable of thinking about it rationally and will result to emotions or will shut down the attempt at thought.
The Voight-Kampff Test
I am excited when new superhero movies come out.