Can You Guess Who Noel Gallagher Is Slagging Off?
Can You Guess Who Noel Gallagher Is Slagging Off?
The mouthy Manc sounds off, but about who?
The mouthy Manc sounds off, but about who?
“He doesn’t look like he could be mentally capable of running a corner shop, far less a fucking country.”
“He wants to write his own tunes instead of ruining everyone else's.”
“She can’t even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.”
“I did drugs for 18 years and I never got that bad as to say, ‘You know what? I think [they] are brilliant'.”
“He looks like Zorro on doughnuts.”
“If [he] fucking shat into a lightbulb and started blowing it like an empty beer bottle it’d probably get 9 out of 10 in fucking Mojo.”
"I'm just glad I lived long enough to hear the shittiest band ever."
"I wouldn't wish [them] dead, just seriously maimed. I'd take a couple legs off."
“I would rather drink petrol straight from the nozzle at a garage than listen to an interview with [him].”
“I don’t have a crystal ball. I didn’t see he was going to turn into a c*nt.”
“Even if one of them started injecting heroin into his cock people would go, ‘Yeah but your dad was a vicar, goodnight’.”
"Who would want to be [him], sitting in a studio in a nappy, eating a fucking carrot with your little fat feet in a sandpit?”
“They look like fucking Amish people.”
“[He] said in an interview that he hears voices at night, willing him to fail. To fail at what? You don’t do anything.”
"I'm not having him. I just don't like his head.”
"[He's] the angriest man in the world. He’s like a man with a fork in a world of soup."