Do you eat food right?

In one massive bite, 'ave it

I eat round the outside first, then eat the middle

Chocolate first, then sponge, and then orangey bit last

Full moon, half moon, total eclipse

I break each finger off and eat them individually

I eat the fingers separately, but eat the chocolate first

I just bite straight into it like a psychopath

I peel it, you know, like string

I just bite straight into it, fuck the system

Like a boiled egg

Skin and all, like an apple

Peeled, but then like an apple

Peeled and cut into slices

With my hands, pointy bit first

With my hands, crust first

With my hands, folded over

With a knife and fork, from the outside in

With a knife and fork, from the inside out

In slices

I cut it in half and spoon it out

I cut it up with a knife and eat it in slices

I just bite straight into it, but leave the core

I just bite it, and I eat the core too

I peel it first and then eat it

I just bite straight in, no nonsense

Take it apart first, dunk it, and then put it back together

I eat the soft white bit first, then the biscuit

I put them in milk and eat them like cereal

I just whack them straight in my mouth

I put them on my fingers first, because I'm 8 years old

With my hands

With a fork

With a spoon

With my hands, from the top down

With my hands, going in from the side

With a knife and fork

Sprinkles and chocolate first, then white stuff, then lolly

I lick it like a normal lolly

I bite straight in from the top

I go from the bottom up

I just take a bite out of the side

I twirl it round my fork

I cut it into smaller pieces first, then use a spoon

I cut it into smaller pieces first, then use a fork

I just shovel it in and suck it into my mouth

Drizzled all over the top

On the side

Milk before water

Milk after water

No milk at all